“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think” – Author Unknown

“Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?” – Author Unknown

“INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong” – Jean Jacques Rousseau

“I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore” – Billy Idol

“Women may be able to fake orgasm’s, but men can fake a whole relationship” – Author Unknown

“Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down” – Author Unknown