Insult Quotes

If someone says you’re ugly, punch them in the eyes so they don’t have to look at you.. it’s almost a random act of kindness

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think”

- Author Unknown

“Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?”

- Author Unknown

“INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong”

- Jean Jacques Rousseau

“I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore”

- Billy Idol

“Women may be able to fake orgasm’s, but men can fake a whole relationship”

- Author Unknown

“Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down”

- Author Unknown