Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. ~H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques, 1916
Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. ~Gene Perret
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul Sweeney
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ~Hoosier Farmer
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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better. ~Samuel Butler, The Way of All Flesh, 1903
I wonder why you can always read a doctor’s bill and you can never read his prescription. ~Finley Peter Dunne
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness. ~Ellie Katz
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~Author Unknown
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
I realize why women die in childbirth – it’s preferable. ~Sherry Glaser
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~Cathy Crimmins
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~Rita Rudner
Twelfth Night – Act 1, Scene 1
If music be the food of love, play on
Much Ado About Nothing – Act 2, Scene 1
Speak low if you speak love
Antony & Cleopatra – Act 1, Scene 1
There’s beggary in love that can be reckoned
A Midsummer Night’s Dream – Act 1, Scene 2
The course of true lovenever did run smooth
Much Ado About Nothing – Act 3, Scene 2
Love goes by haps; Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps
Antony & Cleopatra – Act 5, Scene 5
Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.
– Grace Jones
Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.
– Marilyn Monroe
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
– Drew Carey
Sex is a two-way treat.
– Franklin P Jones
Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine.
All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world!
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
Eric Golnik
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A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
Robertson DaviesA lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
Miguel de UnamunoAnd then, all of a sudden, you’re like, all that’s great and fun, but Arthur Miller’s in my dressing room. This is the third night he’s been here and he sits in my dressing room for an hour after each show, and talks to me for an hour. So I’m pretty spoiled right now.
Peter KrauseAt this point, I’m spoiled. I’ve actually had a really blessed career.
Peter Krause
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“Money isn’t everything. It’s just most everything.” –Nica Clark
“Money is the sign of liberty. To curse money is to curse liberty–to curse life, which is nothing, if it be not free.” –de Gourmont
“In societies of low civilization, there is no money.” –Herbert Spencer
“Money for me has only one sound: liberty.” –Gabrielle Chanel
“Lack of money is the root of all evil.” –George Bernard Shaw
