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"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken"

Lil Wayne Quotes

if you leave you leaving the best
so you would have to settle for less


but but he so sweet,

she wanna lick the rapper


swallow my words taste my thoughts
& if they to nasty spit it back at me


you got beef, bring your cow.
i will CATTLE you


keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen


safe sex is great sex better wear a latex
cuz you dont want that late text that “i think am late” text


im the one who has to die when its time for me to die.
so let me live my life the way i want to.


i know you prolly wish you never met me,
but i just hope you never forget me


she wanna f* weezy,
but she wanna rape wayne


they say if you pray
then you can get your blessings ordered and delivered


when i started flirtin with the hustle
failure became my ex
now im engaged to the game
and married to success


im more afraid of life than death


one finger up and im out,
because bitch you aint even worth two


i listen to her heartbeat
cause it plays my favorite song.


iI’ll cool ya ass down if ya think ya hot shit


&& i swear to everything when i leave this earth,
its gonna be on both feet never knees in the dirt


we pop em like orville redenbacher


you think you fresh
shytt; – i’m ripee.


i’ve been through alotta shit,
but i’ma keep my head up like my nose is bleedin


there aint nuthin gon stop me so just envy it


dont compare me cause there aunt nobody near me


take them shoes off your teeth
&&
stop runnin your mouth


he shit you hear might be true but then again
it could be as fake as the b* who told you


i dont want a broken heart;
cuz i’ll lose all the pieces


shhh!!!
you hear the fire truck


so keep your mouth closed & let your eyes listen


blind eyes could look at me and see the truth


i’m just tryna stay ahead of my shadow


& if -they- got beef i’m the meat cleaver


you can love me or hate me
i swear it won’t make me or break me


there’s no keepin up with the brother
man i can spell my name in burnt rubber


i’m sleepin, i’m dreamin
i know there’s a better way cause i’ve seen it lord


&& my future will be better than my past


i’m fishin and the bitches will bite
it’s probably cause my game is fixodent tight


got my tank top top down, it probably ain’t summer
but i ride like that cause i’m hotter than the others


i know my role and i play it well


fck you bitch, i’m actin brand new


i got summer hatin on me cause i’m hotter than the sun
got spring hatin on me cause i ain’t never sprung
winter hatin on me cause i’m colder than yall
and i would never – i would never – i would never – fall
i’m bein hated by the seasons
so fck yall hatin for no reason


i call them april babies – cause they fools


i know ive been through alotta shit this year,
but ima keep my head up like my nose is bleeding


all about a dollar like four quarters


i’m focused – thinkin like i got 2 brains


is there a heaven for G’s and soldiers,
i cant go to hell cause i’d take over


i’m the bomb like – tickk. tick.


birds dont fly, without my permission


sometimes i wanna drop a tear but no emotion from a king


young money, dipset, thats what this is
and if i aint good lookin you can bet my bitch is


i been thru it all, the fails the falls,
im like niagra but i got right back up like viagra


i got these hataz like when he gon stop?
maybe a minute after never start ya clocks


i’m not hot. i’m great.


they said i couldn’t play football i was too small
they said i couldn’t play basketball i wasn’t tall
they said i couldn’t play baseball at all
& now everyday of my life I BALL !


got more ice than a super sized drink


i know the game is crazy
it’s more crazy than it’s ever been
i’m married to that crazy bitch
call me kevin federline


and them birds don’t fly, without my permission,
i’m probably in the sky, flying with the fishes,
or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons,
see my world is different,
like dwayne wayne…


my name aint bic, but i keep that flame.


i got a grill, i dont need to get my tooth fixed,
the tooth fairy might retire if i lose it…


no i aint lookin down, but i see no one above me


I get Head and Tail like a quarter…in that order


And here’s my most funniest joke….. I’M BROKE! hahahaaahaa