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"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken"

Funny Quotes

whoever said that nothing is impossible has
obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

I’m not the milk and cheerios in your spoon.

Give me a minute,I’ll change your mind.Give me a bullet,I’ll change your..

how come every time i see you your pants point at me

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safe sex is great sex [...]

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