Archive for November, 2011

The jealous know nothing, suspect much, and fear everything.

A jealous husband doesnt doubt his wife, but himself.

For attention they wear less. They’re just mad because I still get attention wearing sweats.

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

Its so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.

“You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one”

Dear Alcohol, we had a deal you would make me smarter, prettier, funnier and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk…

If someone says you’re ugly, punch them in the eyes so they don’t have to look at you.. it’s almost a random act of kindness

You know… in a thousand or so years, archaeologists are gonna dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment..

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status… After 3 it should default to “Unstable”.